chatlog

jstr: holy fuck dude, it's only tuesday
pdp: i know man
jstr: jesus christ
pdp: yeah man it hurts
jstr: i mean, goddamn
pdp: seriously
jstr: why the fuck is it still tuesday?
pdp: you'd think it would be at least thursday by now
jstr: FUCK

jstr: i have an idea for a play i want to write
pdp: like what kind?
jstr: a farce
jstr: takes place in the office of a government task force
pdp: it already sounds like a thrill
jstr: but it will involve ambassadors from various countries
jstr: and hijinx ensue from the culture shock they each experience
pdp: ok that doesn't sound like a completely terrible idea
jstr: i know right?
jstr: it's a committee comity-comedy

jstr: quick!  words that you think are spelled wrong!
pdp: "gallivant"!
pdp: that "i" really should to be an "a"
jstr: "inoculate"!
jstr: i would like to see another "n"
pdp: "playwright"!
pdp: seriously!  who's friggin' idea was that one!
jstr: ok, i got a good one!
jstr: "vagina"
pdp: ...um, what's wrong with that one?
jstr: i don't know exactly!
jstr: but it makes me giggle too much

pdp: 'smock' is fun to say
pdp: smock smock smock
jstr: also 'turban'
pdp: hemoglobin!
jstr: nice!
jstr: how bout glossolalia
pdp: antiscorbutic!
jstr: machination!
pdp: coprophagy!
jstr: hold on i have to look that one up
jstr: ...
jstr: ...ok, let's just not play this game anymore

jstr: jesus saves!
pdp: you are so christly!
jstr: no shit
jstr: i am the christliest
pdp: um well now you are just a hypocrite
jstr: ...
jstr: i will fucking kill you if you don't say i am christly again
pdp: hmmm
jstr: say that i am humble
jstr: TELL ME I'M HUMBLE

jstr: decrease signal-to-noise ratio!
pdp: splendid!
pdp: we have moved the needle
jstr: the condition of our situation's predicament is circumstantial
pdp: moving forward, we'll establish various actions and reactions
jstr: causality will henceforth continue its normal course
pdp: our options are A or B, along with other possibilities
jstr: man, i have got just the itchiest butthole right now
pdp: ...
pdp: that was probably too much signal

jstr: no really i have to find a better job
jstr: or something else
pdp: like what?
jstr: i dunno
jstr: i have like 95 different ideas
pdp: you might think about narrowing that
jstr: right. well.
jstr: i'm pretty sure i'm going to spend the rest of my life figuring out what i want to do for the rest of my life
pdp: dude, that's what everybody does
pdp: even if they don't realize it

jstr: i hate my job
pdp: so quit
jstr: oh good idea
jstr: because house payments will just rise from my tears
pdp: totally

jstr: i is ready when you is
grch: i'll be ready in 5
jstr: FIVE WHAT?
jstr: PARSECS?
grch: the time it takes light to travel the distance covered by light in 5 minutes
jstr: through a vacuum?
grch: partial

jstr: you leave soon then?
jstr: do not forget myself, o driver-buddy!
grch: I HAVE NOT FORGET
grch: i'm still wrapping up, if you're in the thick
jstr: your slanging frights and confuzzles me